Well, it had to happen sometime. The modem in my home computer has gone to meet the Great Modem in the Sky, and that leaves me without easy access to the internet. I intend to fulfill my obligations to you good people, though. Let me see what I can finagle. In the meantime, enjoy this random video of what happens when you put creepy music behind old television show openings:
Thanks to Ken Levine for the link.