I’m sure you heard the news. After more than 100 years Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey have closed. Their final performances will be in May of this year due to declining ticket sales. Now I’m sure that there are small time circus operations out there in the world, but for a lot of places in America Ringling and B&B was it. You got your circus kicks through them and no one else. So when I was sitting in a Little, Brown & Co. preview breakfast at this past ALA Mid-Winter Conference in Atlanta, GA, these thoughts were kicking about in my head a little. Even more so after we were introduced to Ms. Elise Parseley’s latest picture book If You Ever Want to Bring a Circus to the Library, Don’t! Circus, eh? I suppose that’ll just be yet another one of those topics that people write about in children’s books but that don’t really exist anymore.
Today we celebrate those outdated concepts, ideas, and technologies that in clear defiance of the 21st century continue to appear in our picture books year after year after year. We’ve already covered circuses so let’s look at . . .
- Fire poles (and sometimes dalmatians)
Ever noticed that most fire fighters don’t actually go down poles anymore? It’s a safety issue. And dalmatians? Well, according to the firehouse down the street from me, they don’t keep dogs because they have so many kids coming into the fire station and dalmatians are a safety risk. But does that stop our authors from putting fire poles into their books? No sir! In fact, I suspect that kids would be incensed if they failed to do so. That’s why you’ll see pole after pole in even the newest of fire fighter stories.
And while I’m on the subject, is anyone else out there in awe of the technology available to the firefighters in the original Curious George? One monkey makes one phone call in 1941 and these firefighters have the ability to pinpoint on the map the very house where the call originated. Are the policemen of this town aware of what the firemen are doing? Then again, since the firemen sort of haul off George to jail without so much as a jury weighing in, maybe they’re one and the same in this town. I won’t even get into the fact that there is no need for George to escape since they were probably just gonna put him in the zoo anyway, and that’s where he ends up at the finish (albeit with a balloon).
Sorry. I digress. Someone’s been reading Curious George a little too often to her 2-year-old.
- Steam trains
You can fudge this one a little easier than fire poles. Yes, the days of the steam train may be long gone, but when a kid talks about a “choo-choo” you know that they’re not usually referring to a freight train or fancy bullet number. They’re talking a Thomas the Tank Engine style train. So authors and illustrators find workarounds. In How to Train a Train by Jason Carter Eaton (illustrated by John Rocco) the text says that steam trains live mostly in museums. It’s one of those tacit acknowledgements that they’re outdated while, at the same time, keeping them in the train mix.
3. Rotary phones
I’m still wrapping my head around this one. I’m being a little bit facetious when I say “rotary” though. Yes, you do see an occasional rotary phone in a book, but far more common are landline phones with cords. I suspect this may be because cords are charming while cell phones age far too quickly. If your book allows a character to exist in a kind of timeless era (example: A House in the Woods by Inga Moore) then old-fashioned phones are a must.
- Steam shovels (but not, for some reason, steam rollers)
I conducted an interview with Brian Biggs last year where he said the following:
When I was researching firefighters for Tinyville Town, I learned that firehouses aren’t built with sliding poles any more, for insurance reasons. And the firehouses that do have them, don’t use them. But when you talk to kids about fire stations, a pole is still among the first things they want to see. I gotta have that pole, even though it’s an anachronism. So, what is it that makes a book “timeless,” anyway? Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel was one of my favorite books when I was a kid. I had no idea what a steam shovel was, and that book was big-time dated when I read it in the 1970s. But I loved it. It’s timeless. Not because a steam shovel was still a relevant piece of cool construction technology, but because the theme of “new and improved” versus familiar and reliable, and the David and Goliath story buried in that book will always be relevant.
I couldn’t have put it better myself. You don’t see the steam shovels all that often these days, but they do appear periodically. They’re noticeable. Steam rollers are in every single construction book in the world, and yet I cannot honestly believe they run on steam anymore. Yet calling them just “rollers” feels wrong. Am I alone in this?
Any other popular outdated but still fun tropes come to mind that you see in the newest books? Have at it.