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Review: Beauty Queens

Beauty Queens by Libba Bray. Scholastic Press. 2011. Reviewed from ARC from ALA.

beautyqueens1 196x300 Review: Beauty QueensThe Plot: A plane full of teen beauty queens crashes on a remote tropical island.

No, really.

The Good:  What I’m fast appreciating about Libba Bray is that she’s always doing something different as an author; but, each time, it’s awesome. It’s like she’s the Meryl Streep of authors. Without the accents. Wait, Gemma Doyle was British so I guess maybe that counts? Anyway, so far Bray has given us a historical fiction lush with fantasy; a road trip that explores life, death, and spirituality; and now a satire about commercialism, beauty, and modern priorities and pirates. What’s next, westerns? (Actually, I know the answer is the Roaring Twenties. But still.)

Here’s the short pitch: America’s Next Top Models plus Lost multiplied by Arrested Development.

There will be quoting. Because Bray’s writing is humorous and biting and insightful, and because the best way to know if you’ll like her style is, well, by reading it. There is a plane crash, but don’t worry! The book begins, “A Word From Your Sponsor. This book begins with a plane crash. We do not want you to worry about this.  . . .  But there are survivors. You see? Already it’s a happy tale. They are all beauty queen contestants. . . . Such a happy story. And shiny, too. This story is brought to you by The Corporation: Because Your Life Can Always Be Better (TM).” Now you know: an arch tone, slightly over the top, and from the start satire about consumerism and the companies that convince is that if we just buy that terrific button down white shirt, our lives will be better. (They won’t? But I bought the shirt already!)

The crash happens in the prologue (“the pilots and copilot, whose names are not important to our tale, are trading stories with each other“) and Chapter One stars with Adina Greenberg (Miss New Hampshire) opening her eyes. Adina is a journalist and she, like us, at first views her fellow dozen-odd survivors as simply pageant girls: “the waving goddess stood outlined by the smoking metal wing as if she were a model in a showroom of plane wreckage. She was tall and tanned, her long blond hair framing her gorgeous face in messy waves. Her teeth were dazzling white.” “I want to pursue a career in the exciting world of weight-management broadcast journalism. And help kids not have cancer and stuff.” “They were both artificially tanned and beach-blond, with the same expertly layered long hair.”

As Beauty Queen progresses, the teenagers turn out to be more than Adina thinks. Taylor (Miss Texas) may eat, breathe, and drink the pageants, but she is also a leader, an organizer, and has some very interesting military skills thanks to her her general father. When days pass with no hope of rescue, it is Taylor who digs up a grub because “it’s packed with protein. My daddy says his unit had to survive on these for a whole month once.” And then — to cement her leadership status — Taylor gets Adina to be the first person to eat a grub. Shanti (Miss California) turns out to have written her junior thesis on “micro forming and sustainable agriculture. I could come up with some plans for planting a garden and constructing an irrigation system. And I know how to make a system for drinking water.” It’s like Gilligans Island, with the teens each a mixture of Ginger and the Professor.

Bray shares with us what Taylor, Adina, Shanti and the other contestants are thinking: their fears, their motivations, what being in the pageant and succeeding means to them. The reader, the other contestants, and the young women themselves begin to see themselves, and each other, as more than the “nice, happy, shining, patriotic girls” the pageant showcases. What is terrific about Beauty Queens is that it does so with respect and without trashing the contestants. It trashes the pageant system, yes. Beauty Queen‘s satire also targets commercialism and the way things are sold, reality TV, and overuse of PowerPoint.

I adore this type of humor; but like rich chocolate, for me it was best read over several days instead of all at once. And it’s a humor that masks some deeper issues and observations. The tag line to one of the commercials for breast implants? “Breast in Show. Because “you’re perfect just the way you are” is what your guidance counselor says. And she’s an alcoholic.” It’s not all deep — there is also this very serious warning about dolls: “But you should not put anything on a pedestal, least of all dolls who watch you while you sleep, waiting to suck the breath from  your lungs.”

And I still haven’t talked about how Beauty Queens is also about ambition, and friendship, and what happens when a bunch of reality TV pirate hunks show up, and sex and sexuality and race and gummi bears.

Because it’s Libba Bray. Because beauty queens are so much more than pretty faces. Because there are footnotes. Because there is romance. Because there is happy ever after, and hopeful ever after, and happiness isn’t about being all coupled up. Beauty Queens is one of my Favorite Books Read in 2011.

Links: Bray uses footnotes in Beauty Queen; so Melissa Rabey at Librarian by Day uses them for her review. Reading Rants calls it Lord of the Flies meets classic 90210.

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Looking for a place to talk about young adult books? Pull up a chair, have a cup of tea, and let's chat. I am a New Jersey librarian. My opinions do not reflect those of my employer, SLJ, YALSA, or anyone else. On Twitter I'm @LizB; my email is lizzy.burns@gmail.com.

Comments

  1. adrienne says:

    I loved this book, too. I was surprised by how respectfully Bray treated these girls, which, of course, was completely right. From the concept and that first chapter, I think I expected a broader comedy, but this really has a lot going on in it, so much to think about.

    I, too, am amazed by the way Bray keeps writing these really different types of books that I just love.

  2. Meredith says:

    I definitely agree with your point about Beauty Queens being best over the course of several days. It’s kind of a lot to take in at once, both in terms of Bray’s humor and writing style and in terms of the many characters and story lines she includes. I think I enjoyed this book more because I got to savor it and really appreciate the subtly of the satire.

  3. WANT to read this book; someday, eventually, it’ll happen. I discovered that I liked Bray’s writing with Going Bovine; I figure if this is in any way as awesome as that was, I’m in for a treat. (And it’s been getting nothing but good buzz….)

  4. Angela Carstensen Liz B says:

    Adrienne, one thing I really liked about how Bray did this is that it was satire and respect — it could have been so easy to go for the “easy” target of a bunch of “pretty airheads.” But she twisted that, and (without giving anything away) showed the depth of each girl, in a unique way, but not in cookie cutter ways. And didn’t dismiss people liking and enjoying fashion ans such.

    Meredith, I think I’ll track down the audio, I look forward to a daily dose of Beauty Queens.

    Melissa, let me know what you think after you read it!

  5. Brandy says:

    I was sort of on the fence about whether or not I wanted to read this but you have convinced me that yes I do and rather soon. Just with the “multiplied by Arrested Development”. That was all it took.

  6. I read this and was blown away by all that it takes on — and handles — successfully. I’m not sure anyone else could have pulled this off as well.

    I mean, it covers gender roles, race, politics, consumerism, transgenderism, homosexuality, body image and other serious issues, and it’s all hilarious with lots of fun poked at boy bands, feminine hygiene products and more.

    The footnotes rock and are spot on!

  7. Danielle says:

    Great to read your review, though I’m way down the library request queue for this hot potato :) I just read my first Libba Bray story in the anthology ‘Zombies vs unicorns’ (which I loved), and it was one of my favourites there… she managed to create really likeable, recognisable characters in a not-so-happy situation; ‘Prom night’ was creepy and touching, without being over-the-top graphic. No mean feat for a zombie story! It definitely struck me as one of the strongest stories in a great anthology. She looks to have a real flair for funny dialogue that really gives a good sense of character, too.

  8. Paul says:

    Liz – Have you gotten ahold of the audio yet? Libba is also, as it turns out, the Meryl Streep of the audiobook world. With the accents.

  9. Michelle says:

    I struggled with this one in print. I started it just prior to BEA and then wasn’t able to pick it back up. It felt way too manic for me. On the recommendation of a trusted blogger friend I picked it up on audio and it improved considerably. I still didn’t love it as much as you did (the last two hours seemed to drag on, & it felt a bit repetative at times) but having listened to Bray’s audio rendition definitely made it a good read overall. The production was fantastic and the personality was off the charts. She’s got humor and wit to spare!

  10. Angela Carstensen Liz B says:

    Brandy, it’s that same hightened reality/absurdity of Arrested Development. Let me know if you agree. Or have another idea of what its like.

    Pat, my review could have gone on twice as long, covering all that Bray managed to include (and include well) in this book.

    Danielll, I haven’t read Z v U — it’s packed in a box so after I finish my move, I’ll dig it out and read it.

    Paul, not yet — now that the hecticness of ALA is over, I’ll downlaod it.

    Michelle, I can see how it can be overwhelming, how much is going on. I usually am hesitant about authors reading their own works (I’ve heard some really bad readings that ruined the book) but this is one where I think it’s going to be fabulosity.

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