Paul Griffin writes books, lots of books. He sells few, very few. He likes dogs, books about dogs and living with dogs. He likes cats too. If his wife weren’t allergic to cats, Paul would be one of those crazy old cat ladies. If he were old. And a lady. Crazy he has covered. You would have crazy covered too if you wrote books lots of books and sold few very few. Here is Paul. Here is a book Paul can’t sell. Here are his lazy freeloading dogs.